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The T-shirt Shop > Funny Slogans

When a stranger sees you they know nothing about you. Wearing a funny t-shirt means that you can show them that you have a sense of humor before you even speak! Great for making new friends or starting up a conversation with that special person you've just seen across the room.

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Is It Me Or Are We All Screwed?
Is It Me Or Are We All Screwed?
Is it just me, or are we all screwed? It's the question in everyone's mind with the credit crunch, economic crisis, housing market crash, and so on.
Blondes Not Bombs
Blondes Not Bombs
A light-hearted peace slogan with the emphasis on lovely ladies rather than nasty wars.
Brunettes not Fighter Jets
Brunettes not Fighter Jets
Another fun peace slogan for those who love the ladies, or even for the ladies themselves.
Fallen Over Again
Fallen Over Again
If you can read this, I've fallen over again. A great gauge of how drunk you are for parties, or the best gift for the party animal in your life.
You're talking to my boobs again
You're talking to my boobs again
Girls, you know those times when you're talking to a man and he just can't seem to avoid looking somewhere slightly south of your face?
All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
A bit of a post-modern take on the well known "...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" design that was so popular in the 1980's. "I ordered a lousy t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"!
Procrastinate Now!
Procrastinate Now!
Procrastinate Now! - Ironic and funny, great for people who want to make people laugh and also show them how clever they are.
Laziness Pays Off Now
Laziness Pays Off Now
"Hard work pays off later - laziness pays off now!" - the calling card of any slacker.
Advice of Attorney
Advice of Attorney
"Upon the advice of my attorney, this t-shirt bears no slogan at this time"
Rehab is for Quitters
Rehab is for Quitters
A funny slogan for those who love a drink. Great for parties or just for fun.

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